Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Well I just put wine in my tea
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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