Can Purell be used as lube?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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