Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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