at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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