I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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