We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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