This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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