what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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