I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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