It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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