I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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