Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
home. puking in laundry basket.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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