I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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