Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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