No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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