happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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