he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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