Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
Randomize
