it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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