But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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