i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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