and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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