I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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