her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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