She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Randomize
