getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Green mimosas i think yes
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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