Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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