I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
ttyl tear gas
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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