How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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