id be glad to
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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