Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
hotel room ftw
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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