You surviving the open bar?
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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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