You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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