Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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