he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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