have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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