You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
