Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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