it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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