just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
honey bunches of taint.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
All the doctor said was why
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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