Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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