what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Randomize
