Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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