found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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