It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
