is wine microwaveable?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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