And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Panties = found
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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