I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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