Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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