the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize