What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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