Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i already hear my dad disowning me
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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