How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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